Aleksandr Vitaly,
please be my butt.
I know that we're both guys,
but I've been stuck in a rut.
You can be my Optimus Prime
if I can be your Sly little Fox.
You can be the bassist
of our band that really rocks.
I'll buy your shirts
since your love hit me with a shovel.
And I'll drink Pepsi MAX
with it's carbonated bubbles.
If you be a Homie,
I'll be a Nob.
I'd probably be one anyways
since you do a good job.
I'll be your Puerto-Rican
if you'll be my Russian.
You probably don't know
how long that I've been crushin'.
I love your smile, your hair,
your sweatshirt that says "HD"
So Aleks will I get the pleasure
of you laying next to me?